nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
Me: AYYYYY
Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*
Prometheus was punished for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds for eternity.
Anonymous

zdk13eros:

I say:Prometheus come back to Earth! Get out of the bowels

if you die in wii sports resort you die in real life

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

days of f u t u r e past

War is war but killing a man at a wedding, horrid. What sort of monster would do such a thing?

You’re afraid. I remember..

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.

effiestrinkets:

the famous pepper potts

"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.


that is fantastic. what are we killing next?
— journey into mystery #646 to #655

that is fantastic. what are we killing next?

— journey into mystery #646 to #655